largecoin:

some of you wont shut up including me

jodiefoster:

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

wingbeifong:

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

capacity:

Breaking news Yall don’t know me

oblivionkeyblade:

When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena

masreen:

*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

mmahou:

someone: can you please do this? *gives detailed and good explanation on how to do a thing*
me: *heard every word*
me: *didn’t understand anything*

whitegirlsaintshit:

Me: *starts crying*
Me to myself: omg here go your lil crybaby ass…